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HERE YOU GO LANCE ARMSTRONG TRY AND BEAT THIS...STRAVA SEGMENT.  D3AD RAC3R set this unbeatable cycling record at Kitty Hawk Eddy Merckx style with two deep dish ZIPP wheels.  Not a climb but something you can't beat.

LANCE WE HAVE A STRAVA RIDE TO TAKE YOUR MIND OF YOUR CHILD RAPIST SON!  SERIOUSLY TRY TO BEAT THE D3AD RAC3R ON OUR SEGMENT!!!!



LIVESTRONG LANCE YOUR KID IS BUSY RAPING A CHILD.  BETTER DRINK SOME FRS AND USE BLM AND TRANS ATHLETES AND STEP-CIS GENDER GIRLS TO TAKE AWAY THE WORLDS ATTENTION OF THE FUTURE YOU PAVED!

IS STEP-CIS GIRL XXX MADE YET?

SO LANCE USA CYCLING IS BACKING TRANNY ATHLETES, MEN GOING EXTINCT ENDING THEIR DNA TO WIN A WOMENS BICYCLE RACE DOES YOUR IQ SEE THE IRONY OF BRAINWASHING YOUR FANS THAT WINNING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE?

LANCE YOU BETTER HIRE RANDY LEAVITT

His criminal law experience includes the handling of almost every kind of criminal case in both Federal and State Court:

  • DWI
  • ALR hearing
  • Domestic Violence/Assault
  • Public Intoxication
  • Intoxication Manslaughter
  • Murder
  • Mail/Bank Fraud
  • Sexual Assault
  • Sexual Abuse of a Child
  • Delivery/Possession of Controlled Substance
  • Weapons Charges
  • Burglary

...and many many more.

OK, SO YOU ALREADY DID.  WELL CONSIDERING HE COVERS ALL OF THAT YOU ARE GOOD TO TRY AND BEAT MY STRAVA RECORD.  I WENT AHEAD AND HIGHLIGHTED THE THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT FOR YOUR SON'S RAPE CASE SO HE DOESN'T GO TO JAIL FOR 20 YEARS!  MAYBE THE DEMOCRATS CAN HELP GET THE CHARGES DROPPED LIKE THEY DROPPED YOUR FEDERAL INVESTIGATION?  WORTH A SHOT TO CALL OBAMA / BIDEN!


I know of the gnarliest, most epic @strava segment in the lower 48!  I mean pure SŪFFER, no lame stuff. You are looking for it and need my help. I don't use Twitter because they censor people who truly love themselves and don't sellout their abilities to love themselves in order to win popularity but I will respond on my rather amazing website!  The name of this impossible to beat segment is Hurricane Matthew Time Trial located in Kitty Hawk, NC.  

Now I know you are looking for a climb to forget about the 20 years your son is facing for child rape, and about the fact that you allowed teenagers to drink and rape each other at your house.  It's so Hollywood!  Where were you when all this was happening btw?  Defunding the Austin Police now a good or bad idea that your son has been arrested?  Did they cycle over on bicycles you sold them when they arrested your son?  Mellow Johnny is so Mellow when he has Dr. Ferrari pumping him full of tackle, I would be Mellow too if I knew the fix was in, and you would be protected by the Obama Administration.  Pays to be a Democrat in times like this!

Well give my Strava record a shot and remember the best way to elimate the competition is dope and then have them fired if they speak out against you!  It was a crime against humanity that the most talented pro cyclist during your era was kept out of the game.  Go ahead and try my Strava record it is a real suffer fest and us real racers know you can suffer just as much on the flats as in the mountains but maybe all of the Dr. Ferrari doping never made you realize this as you were high as fuck the entire time you raced.  

Since I beat your power record at the Olympic Training Center, I will give you some advantages.  You need them.  I did my Strava ride with a FUJI SST Shimano 105, with two deep dish ZIPP wheels.  I'm sure you can have your friends at Trek whip you up something that could come relatively close to my time.  Just image a pro cycling race when everyone was clean you and I?  Do you honestly think you could have beaten me?  The world will never know who the greatest cyclist was because I was fired and you were allowed to ruin the sport for the rest of us.  Well it wasn't ruined for you and that is all that matters and I learned a valuable lesson, true love is ourselves and winning doesn't matter.  Unfortuantely, the rest of the world didn't and now we are facing the apocalypse.  And you think you did nothing to assist in the demise of society?


Seriously, I stopped racing Strava after this segement because what else is there to prove?  The fact you can't quit racing Strava is because you hate yourself and you created your own subordination to your own self-hate and this is why you are a subordinate to me and I am the DOM.  I might do Strava in the future sure, but right now I'm just enjoying my retirement as setting a Strava Record even the "GREAT" Lance Armtrong is terrified to attempt.

HERE YOU GO COWARD.  
LANCE'S SHEEPLE SUBS TELL YOUR IDOL THAT HE HAS BEEN DIRECTLY CHALLENGED!

WHAT A JOKE THIS ENTIRE THING IS.  MY RECORD CAN NEVER BE BEATEN.  I did it in Kitty Hawk for a reason, that is where the best go to prove it.

Unfortunately for Lance's 3.2 million followers this is one Strava record that he can't beat.  Whatever I will go break the hour record one day in the next few years...on the road not doing it on the Velodrome.  I will set the fastest road time trial in history on Strava for the true love is ourselves and winning doesn't matter positive energy domination movement.

I will make every single Strava hunter consider getting a sex change and switching gender categories or switching their race to win because they hate themselves and I will prove it.  Hey Lance can Dr. Ferrari turn me into a half black man like Obama?  I'm trying to be the second half-white man in the African American History Museum for being the fastest black woman cyclist in history!  I want one of those bronze Statues too!

LANCE CAN NOT BEAT MY STRAVA RECORD!

CLICK HERE: HURRICANE MATTHEW TIME TRIAL

LANCE ARMSTRONG ADVANTAGES ALLOWED:
EPO, HGH, TESTOSTERONE, FULL TT BIKE, AND HIDDEN MOTORS!

AFTER LANCE FAILS YOU CAN CALL ME HURRICANE MATTHEW THE GOAT!
 

Hurricane Matthew Time Trial Overall Leaderboard

Rank Name Speed Power Time
1
2
Stolen Underground
Lance Armstrong
 53.4km/h
Much Slower km/h 
654W
 LESSW
25:56
<25:56



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