The new GI JOEs are sick my wife and I got all of them before they sold out. Zartan, Firefly, Cobra infantry, and Cobra Viper. We got two of each and also two of each of all of the 3.75" releases at Walmart Roadblock, Scarlet, the Fang, and Destro.
After we have a few more gang bangs and threesomes we are going to have some kids and we are buying the 3.75" GI JOE's for them to play with.
With all the new technology it destroys children's creativity and we are going to make sure our kids are not locked in front of a TV trying to win all day hating themselves.
I might face paint myself like Zartan and fuck my wife and a lucky hot girl in the ass sometime. GI JOE's are very inspiring.
The only thing that sucks about Zartan is that he doesn't turn green in the sun like the original.
That is all.