THE FORWARD PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT EXPLAINED.
By Stolen Underground
SELECT YOUR FORWARD THINKING:
OPTION ONE
A. Find a way to select a Race that can win. If you are part African-American this is a good time to throw in the race card. You can use even a great grandmother who was black to classifiy yourself as black and you can use this to win. See how Obama had a white mother and used his black father to win. If Obama had featured his white mother chances are he never would have been selected for Presidential Candidate. If you can figure out a way that you can be anything but white you can get selected for a diversity program of sponsorship and free money, love, and admiration. Resist arrest, get it on camera and you might make a million dollars and be able to get public support for any negative behaviors as not being able to win enough because you were born black. You can also burn down buildings, cities, and cause destruction to raise more awareness and to get more money. If death occurs it is simply a product of your new found progressive and forward thinking. If over 20 people didn't die for example in order for BLM to win, the CEO wouldn't have been able to afford a million dollar house in California. Think winning is all that matters, and think make others love you more than themselves.
B. You can change your gender and enter a new USA Cycling racing categroy. So for example you are a good but not great male professional cyclist. Consider getting a sex change and racing in the women's category. Feminists will have your back that women are superior so they won't argue that a woman is not as strong as a man. Use this to garner new sponsorships, money, love, and admiration. You will be ending your DNA and you will not father children into the future but this is a minor distraction from your abilities to win as much fame and glory as you can attain. Good luck! You can experiment by changing your gender on Strava and starting to defeat many of the women's records for GPS racing and see where you would stand as a woman. Change your gender on Strava today! Stolen Underground will consider changing our Strava account to FEMALE as doing this this would be extremely fun and we could call them Racist and Sexist if they question our new cycling records! We feel like being a woman today how about you? Let us go now and win!
C. Cheating like Lance Armstrong is always a good progressive way to think, but what if cheating isn't cheating? What if all doping is just legalized and that way only the most dedicated motor dopers, blood dopers, and other forms of cheating are just acceptable by society. A FORWARD THINKING SOCIETY should consider allowing doping to be acceptable as should be all forms of drugs from cocaine to heroin, and weed. Many Democratic FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVE cities are considering legalizing drugs, this worked for Adolf Hitler in the rise of the Nazi Party as meth was a critical element to developing their superior race and success in the Olympics. This also explains why FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVES are the superior race as well and should talk down to anyone not in line with their Political views across the board. The ice has been melting on Earth for 20,000 years but why spin it that way, people should feel like the ocean is about to swallow the state of Florida in their lifetime and a population high on weed is more likely to believe ice will melt faster than technology would have saved it in a highly political adventagous manipulating fashion used to win! Nazi is a dirty word so call the other guy a Nazi and use Nazi strategy as a true FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVE! Is Adderall any different from Meth anyways? Both are sold to your neighbors without the knowledge of the Police and both make you want to get your dick sucked if you haven't chopped it off yet. If you haven't had a girl sniff Adderall off your dick yet, give it a shot it's a very FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVE way to live life! That blue stuff they add to the pill really is a pain in the ass, we suggest it's Racist against Black people who can't win and they have only Adderall lines to sniff for happiness because Slavery once existed in the Racist United States of America. Hurry up and post it to Twitter, and get some likes maybe we can all get free Adderall with our next Covid-19 relief bill??? If a FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVE can get high on weed and Adderall is there really any difference between that and Cocaine and Heroin anyways? I mean that is a solid high and it should be good enough for even the most drug addicted FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVES!
D. Changing your child's gender at birth instead of an abortion. The new FORWARD THINKING members of a Progressive Society should choose to decide maybe that it is better to just change the gender of your child instead of aborting it at birth. This way you can have a little girl instead of a boy and you will end the child's abilities to have children so you will be aborting it in a sense. Imagine seeing your new born baby wrapped in a rainbow blanket coming into the world a female that your baby always knew she really was. Mix-up sex changes with other mothers will be an unfortunate situation for their parents but the babies will have a wonderful life to look forward to being the center of attention on all forms of social media to sell skin products and rainbow colored eye glasses high as fuck on weed yelling FUCK TRUMP.
E. Legalizing suicide is a FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVE approach to dealing with depression. You can use your progressive powers and develop a foundation to allow people to have doctor assisted suicides. Many of the mass shooters are suicidal so imagine you could you show your love to them by allowing them to kill themselves first before they kill others. It could even be considered RACIST not to allow certain races to kill themselves for the most FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVES.
F. Marrying animals and children. Who in Hollywood hasn't considered becoming married to their dogs, having sex with their dogs, or young children? A true progressive would consider a new approach to marriage with animals and children, as we see child rape is valued by Luke Armstrong and the offspring of the most FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVE politicians and social media influencers. How about being able to marry a plant? Snoop Dogg could marry a variety of weed plants and he could have sex with them in pure happiness as the true PROGRESSIVE FORWARD thinker he is. Rape is actually Forward Thinking and Progressive if it is a child or animal.
OPTION TWO
A. There is a new form of FORWARD THINKING AND PROGRESSIVE thought which includes the abandonment of the quest to win and the abandonment for the quest for seeking love externally through winning or by getting the love of others to survive. This new FORWARD THINKING is called True Love is Ourselves and Winning Doesn't Matter. All of the optional choices in OPTION ONE revolve around winning is the only thing that matters and your true love is found externally but in OPTION TWO, changing who you are in order to win becomes irrelevant. There is no need to care about what race you are, you are happy with what sex you were born as, you are not suicidal, there is not a point to take drugs, have sex with animals, rape children, dope in sports, murder, lie, steal, join a criminal enterprise, CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, become a Call of Duty Hacker, become a mass shooter chasing Nazi records you will never top, or to create the Apocalypse. OPTION TWO is the option of peace and harmony with the universe, and it is the only type of FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVE that you should be.
WHAT KIND OF FORWARD PROGRESSIVE THINKER ARE YOU? OPTION ONE who is the self-hating winning is all that matters progressive, or OPTION TWO the true self-loving winning doesn't matter progressive? We at Stolen Underground are OPTION TWO, and we believe there has been a huge mix-up in the leadership of PROGRESSIVE AND FORWARD THINKING!
If you say I love you and think winning matters like Lance Armstrong you are not FORWARD THINKING or PROGRESSIVE at all, you are simply self-hating and more negative than the previous self-hating negative people who lived before you!
You actually have a low IQ and are simple like a Cave Man who found new ways to win using new tools like a wheel made out of clay instead of stone. With any luck you will chop off your penis and end your DNA and win a bicycle race in the Women's Olympic Time Trial and defeat the racist Chloe Dygert for USA Cycling if you don't hang yourself first like Kelly Catlin who took all of their OPTION ONE FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVE knowledge to heart when she couldn't win enough for the self-hate they instilled into her Olympic Training.
WOW, SO WINNING DOESN'T MATTER AND TRUE LOVE IS OURSELVES IS THE WAY PEOPLE OF THE FUTURE WILL THINK, ACT, AND BASE THEIR SOCIETY ON?
YES. Unfortunately the world might have a nuclear apocalypse first led by the OPTION ONE FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVES because they are pretty good at making sure OPTION TWO FOWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVES are censored, fired, slandered, ostracized, hated, bullied, death threatend, sanctioned, bankrupted, backstabbed, collaborated against, sued, betrayed, kicked out, kicked off, cheated, removed, and destroyed to the best of Lance Armstrong's abilities! Some OPTION ONE people simply just murder OPTION TWO people just like Jesus.
But the good news is OPTION ONE can never dominate OPTION TWO because people who hate themselves can never dominate life because they are always subordinates to their own self-hate which will eventually lead to them elimiating themselves from the world and they will weed themselves out and make themselves extinct. The suicide terrorist bomber wins but can never dominate because he kills himself and he is a subordinate to his own self-hate.
It is currently survival of the fittest and OPTION ONE FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVES operate the DOOMSDAY CLOCK on themselves, so go ahead and move that bitch to a split second to midnight on yourselves because BIDEN is an OPTION ONE regardless of that Climate Deal. You see how we are close to WW3.
So OPTION TWO progressives should simply live to do that which builds true self-love and never base your self-worth on what is won or lost in life and this is total positive energy domination and the key to unlocking your super hero potential and freedom of oppression, depression, anxiety, addiction, violence, jealousy, envy, greed, sexual perversion, and all chaos surrounding OPTION ONE FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVES along with RUSSIA, CHINA, NORTH KOREA, AND IRAN. George Floyd was an OPTION ONE FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVE, and he is dead but won.
WARNING: Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter will censor anyone who is not an OPTION ONE Forward Thinking Progressive. You should quit all OPTION ONE platforms immediately! Some Republicans are really Option One Forward Thinking Progressives as well. All of those who scream winning is all that matters and storm the Capital without face masks during an airborne pandemic which kills 1,000s of people a day. So be carful following anyone who tells you winning is all that matters and screams I love you.
YES, YOU ARE REALLY THAT STUPID. BUT NOW YOU ARE EDUCATED BY STOLEN UNDERGROUND AND WE SAVED YOUR LIFE THIS IS WHY WE ARE H3ROS AND ALL WHO REFUSE THIS KNOWLEDGE WILL ELIMINATE THEMSELVES AND WILL KILL OFF THEIR OWN DNA FROM THE HUMAN SPECIES.
THE MORE YOU TEACH WINNING IS ALL THAT MATTERS AND YOUR TRUE LOVE IS FOUND EXTERANLLY IN I LOVE YOU WINNING THE MORE YOU ARE PERPETUATING THE APOCALYPSE REGARDLESS IF YOU RECYCLE OR NOT. YOU ARE A NEGATIVE LIFE VIBRATION AND YOU ARE SUFFERING IN SELF-HATE THE GREATEST SECRET ENEMY IN HISTORY OF THE HUMAN RACE.
LOOK AT IT THIS SIMPLE WAY, IF YOU THINK WINNING MATTERS YOU HATE YOURSELF AND YOU ARE NEGATIVE AND YOU ARE AN OPTION ONE FORWARD THINKING PROGRESSIVE AND YOU WILL STOP AT NOTHING INCLUDING SELF-DESTRUCTION IN ORDER TO WIN.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 7 TOUR DE FRANCE WINS AND YOUR SUPPORT OF THE OPTION ONE DOOMSDAY OF HUMANITY! YOU ARE SUCH A WINNER AND AN IDOL TO WORSHIP.
AND EXPERIENCE TRUE LOVE IS OURSELVES AND WINNING DOESN'T MATTER GENIUS THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND TURN YOU INTO A HEROIC DOMINATOR!
